Well i ahvent been on in ages. this is due to having to do assignments and work. As well as tafe and just hanging out. So im sorry guys!! hey Ash im going to miss you when you go on ya trip. NOOOO ur leaving me! but when u get back we sooo have to do everything we said we were going to do. So i look forward to it! :) It will be Aweosme.

I had a dream that my sis Jess was pregnant. She was really excited and stuff. (mind u she is only 14) anyways. we were talkin bout it cos she told me first about her bein pregnant and i said to her " do you know who the father is" and she ays to me " yeah he doesnt like pineapples". How weird and random was the dream. it craked me up. and when i told my mum n sister they just laughed. so i wonder....... if my sis is goin to end up with a guy the dont like pineapples. lol. hmmmmm.....

NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH > > > >A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say > the > >following: > > > >"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." > > > >"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. > "In > >this country ... we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex > lives > >.." > > > >"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a > justa > >tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'." > > > >== I'VE GOT $50.00 THAT SAYS YOU'RE GONNA READ THIS AGAIN

DRINKS bacardi [if you're single and love it] vodka [if you like someone but they dont know it] smirnoff [if your single and whatever happens, happens] margarita [if you're taken and in love] wine coolers [if you like someone who doesn't like you back] martini [if u are confused about someone] jack daniels [if you feel like giving up on love all together] daqueri [if you taken] diet pepsi [if your in love and you think its superdeduper neato] jim beam [ coz its better than the other drinks ] --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Well Fri night i wentout with Angela clubbing. It was a really good night. i got to wera my dress n new shoes. hippee. it was pretty good. we were heading to jimmys n some random guy asked if we wanted to have a drink. pity it was in the middle of mall. who does that when you can hit a club or bar. lol. At ceasera they had they models again. bit annoying after awhile. so funni cos one of the guys that works there did a dance with them. it was funni. at mercury angelal was drying her shirt n some guy asked her if she ahd cum on her shirt. lol n also someone asked if she had a sis called tia marie. i gt asked if i was single. it was lots of fun. i also got asked to dance but i still had a drink so yea i was like i gotta finsih y drink.it was a realy good night out. lol me and ange didnt get home til like 6ish. lol. i had my aunty come over from perth bout one so i got up. n i looked dead n she said u went out last night n i was like how could u tell. it was good to see her. i then had driving lesson. eekk i was still tired but i drove alrite. then hadwork til 1030 so t was al good. then came home talking with me aunty n family til like midnight. then worked from 11 til 8 today. i got to finsih early. was meant to work til 930 but they shut shop up early. so yea

emzta13@hotmail.com Well i went late night last night and got meself a dress to go clubbing in 2nite. its like a brown colour. n yeah u prob think eww brown but i think its kool. n i got some wedges to go with the dress. heels is what i mean. so yea. cant wait. it shall be fun. oh n my aunty shell is over form perth so she is staying 2moz night. i also got a driving lesson. so 2moz besides me wanting to sleep its going to be a busy one. lol. also working all sunday. YAY! nah it beats sitting at home.

It went by so fast, friday i went food shopping with mum and then looked after teesh. was meant to ahng out with ash but i couldnt. SORRY GIRL!!! will have to do ur idea one time cos it will be awesome!!! Then sat i worked at the new shop from 11 til 930 so i didnt go out. then on sunday i worked from 11 til 8. so it was pretty good. i then came home n just relaxed pretty much. Friday i offered to take my teesh to the movies but being such a hermit she is, she didnt want to go so we sat and watched i am sam. well half of it. being such a long movie we watched the rest in the morning. So yea. today i didnt go to tafe due to eesh not being well. mum had the day off work yesterday so she coud look after her so i said i would today. it was a pretty slack day. im going away for easter hopefully. we are going to my pops. we leave on my birthday which i dont mind cos once im down at my pops i can drink with my granny jane every night. hehe get drunk whoop whoop!!! it shall be a good 19th birthday. so im quite looking forward to it. YAY. hehe. well im going shoping 2moz night. yay ahvent done that in awhile. oh wait i did on valentines but i didnt buy anything. so yea. that dont really count. well i guess thats enough of me. shall write again soon

well hmm wat have i been up, to lately. well yesterday was atfe as usual. i got on the bus in the arvo n my ticket got stuck in the machine so i decided to leave it cos it was my ast ride. then as i was sittin on the bus lisatening to my music i realised if the ticket inspectors asked for my ticket i didnt have one. but they never aksed. then i realsied i was on the 110 and i needed to go to forest laje n usually i will use the same ticket so i ahd to buy another one on the 460. lol. how silly of me hey. lol then last night at work a guy i work with went to the bottlo to get some grog and got refused cos he had no id. he is 24 mind u. so he asked if i had my id n i said yea so i wnet and bought it for him. then he opened it and started to ahve a drink atw ork. it twas near the end of the night. i thought it was funi. hehe. so yea. well 2moz i might be goin to the sexpo with ash. hehe it shall be fun. lol wel thats all i really have to say. bout time i know ahahaha

well let me first start of with happy valentines day!! my day was awesome. i didnt have a valentine unfortunately but i still had fun. firstly me and amy were at tafe n our first class we only had to go for like 10 mins so we went. then we went n caught a ferry and was on that for like an hour. it did like a loop thingy. so y am rather burnt but amy face is like bright red. its so funni. im so sorry for making fun of u amY!!!! Hope u /forgive me. well after our ferry trip we wnet o our next class where we had to do a debate thign which went pretty quick. then once tafe had finsihed we caught a bus to 8 miles plains where amy car is. then we drove well amy drove to pick up ash. we then all went to maccas n then to indro. we had a pretty good time i think. ash screamed whilst we were driving n she fully got a weird lokm by soem random guy oh n screamed at someone she worked with. it was hilarious. both a crack up to be with. then once we wer eout amy dropped us off at our house. once home i ate some dinner which my sisters made for my parents for valentines. oh they r soo sweet!!! then my sis n i went to shops before i dropped her off at her mates. the thing is my car wouldnt stop once we got back from shops. she was stressing cos she had to be a mates house. i called mum and dad and they came to the rescue. mum started the car fine. but said it was about to go dead. so they dropped my sis of at her mates whilst i made it home safly with the lil battery i had left. lol. my valentines was awesome. it was kool. who needs a bf to enjoy valentines when ya got ya mates. hehe. well oc is on at 830. CANT WAIT> well thats my day til now. wat a kool day. hehe

hey guys, well i am back at tafe as you all are aware of and man this year is going to be a tough one but i am ready for it. Its only me and amy at tafe now. everyone else left us. We ate going to miss u guys. now we look like nigels. ahahaha but we r still kool. hehehe. AShleigh we have to catch up soon yeah!!!! hope ur having fun at ya nanas.!!! miss u! also this week i dropped my sis of at her mates on tues night and once i dropped her off i was meant to do a u turn or 3 point turn n i thought instead of doing that ill keep driving n i might come up to a culta sack or watever they are called. those dead end type of things. nyways i didnt come up to one so i had to do a three point turn. by that stage i was lost so i just kept driving hoping for the best. i then surprisingly found a road which i new and i didnt even have to go back onto grand ave to get home. i was quite amzed with myslef. i had a lil adventure but it was all for fun. lol. Also we have to move out of our house in may cos they are selling it. so im looking forward to the move. we are staying in forest lake of course. so yea that will kool. i like moving house. Also my dash mat came in for my car but cant put it in yet cos my dad has to put my new stereo in. lol. so yeah cant wait for that. soooo sick of the radio. AARRGGHH!!!! So thats pretty much my week. i ahvent done a real lot. just mainly tafe and work but thats good cos it keeps me busy. so yea thats all about my week.

TODAY JUST BEFORE TAFE I HAD TWO STAFFIES OUTSIDE MY HOUSE. I KNEW THEY WERE THERE COS MY TWO MINI FOXIES WOULD NOT SHUT UP BARKING SO ME BEING THE INVESTIGATOR THAT IM NOT WENT N CHECKEDT THINGS OUT N THERE I SAW THE3SE TWO STRANGE ODGS. I HAD TO LEAVE FOR TAFE N I WAS UNSURE IF THEY WEWRE GOIN TO BITE ME SO I LET ONE OF THEM SNIFF ME WHILST THE OTHER WAS LAZY N JUST LAYIN NEAR THE OTTOS BINS. I WASNT EAVING THE HOUSE TIL I KNOW I WAS SAFE. I HAD THE SCREEN DOOR OPEN A BIT N LET ONE OF THEM SNIFF ME. IT WAS ALL GOOD. I RANG MUM TELLIN HER WE HAAD TO DOGS AT OUR HOUSE. SHE SAID NOTHING SHE CAN DO TIL SHE GOT HIOME. FAIR STATEMENT. ANYWAY I THOUGHT THE ONE THAT WAS LAYING DOWN NEAR THE OTTO BINS WAS SICK BUT WASMT GON TO GO AND CHECK IT OUT IN CASE THE DOG BIT ME SO I LEFT FOR TAFE. MUM SAID WHEN SHE GOT BAK ONLY ONE DOGS WAS THERE WHICH WAS FINE. SHE WENT INSIDE TO GET THE DOG WATER AND WHEN SHE CAME ABCK OUTSIDE IT WAS GONE. SO WAT A STRANGE THIG TO HAPPEN. I LEFT LATE FOR TAFE LIKE 1030 N MUM WASNT HOME FROM WORK TIL LIKE 2ISH SO IT WAS WEIRD HOW LONG THEY STAYED. SO YEA THAT WAS MY EXCITEMENT FOR THE DAY.

Funniest thing happen today. my sis walked in from bein at a mates n she was wearin the exact same thing as me. both black tank top n pink n black shorts. how strange is that. n our hair was tied up. it was quite freaky. all i could do was laugh. hehehe. just thought id share. great minds think alike.

Well late friday evening bout 530 i was playin basketball with my younger sis just at the park when i here EMILY, LETITIA!!, that was our call home. so we walked home and my mum and dad had said to my sisters and me that they have decided to go to bundy for the weekend to check up on the land up there n stuff. so me n jess had the house to ourselves for the weeknd cos we both had to work so we couldnt go. anyways fri i got invited to go drinking n couldnt go cos my sis was at her youth group she goes to and i couldnt leave her home alone that night. so my friday was pretty boring. when she got home we watched veronic mars that i recorded. then on sat i walked my sis to work n headed home n chatted to peeps on the net. what a boring day. i then had to work at 530 til 930.i again got offerd to go drinking but this time it was cos i ahd to work. my sis ended up having a freind stay overa nd again me i have nothin to do so im chattin on the net. my parents are coming home just after lunch i had done nothin. im 18 had the house to myslef and couldnt do anythig. lol. it has been pretty kool though cos its first time me and my sis have spent the weekned alone and usuallyt we fight like cats and dogs but we have been pretty good. i told ehr she could have stayed at a mates house 2nite instead of gettin her friend to come pover at 7 and for her mum to pick her up at 7. it was soo late cos thats the time my sis finished work. anyways she said no cos she didnt want me to be home alone. i dont mind being home alone but it was so sweet of her. she would have forgone having a friend just so i could have company. we may fight all the time but we show our love in ways like this. also by allowing eachother to use eachothers clothes n stuff. hehe. so yea thats pretty much my weekend. my sis has had more of a life then i have.she even is goin to her church 2mnoz n me im staying at home. lol it so sad i know. lol but i dont mind, this may sound strange but i like my own company as well as others so its all good. alwys next weeknd to do stuff. well this blog is really of no interest to others but i thought i would write it down anyways. jsut cos im weird like that. hope it wasnt too boring. hehe

Well i am sooo bored at the moment. my parents have gone away but i cant do anything cos io got my 14 year old sis who stayed home as well cos shehas to work. not that i mind but i got invited to go drinking 2nite and i cant. lol. oh well always other times i guess. so yeah so good for watching house wives marathon. lol. its all good i suppose. u know wat else sucked was that today i had to wait in line for 2 and a half hours at tafe to get told i couldnt enrol cos my parebts needed to sign something. so i wasnt happy. wat a waste of a day!!! and on the bus i was sittin next to this fella he was like ewwww and he like stroked my leg. i dont know if it was on purpose or not but i felt so uncomfortable. why do some guys think they can do wat the hell they like to a girl??? i hate it!!!! we are human beings as well. so yea that was my day today., it was a pretty sucky one but hey wat can ya do. lol. move on i guess. hehehe

Well its been awhile since i ahe been on. well actually only a few days but anyway. Went for coffee with mum n we did the food shopping. Oh the JOY! im also im back at tafe which is good. Its such a shame some ppl arent coming back to tafe. IM GOING TO MISS U ASHLEIGH!!!! but we still can hang out. its a definate. hehehe. maybe we could drink some more rum together. hehe. also had work. oh n my sis now has a job too. its so aweosme. like its not like she needs a job co our parents are pretty good if we need something but it helps us become more independant cos i hate relying on others. i prefer to get my own stuff. so i guess thats why we both got part time jobs. lol. um oh 2moz nite me n my family are having a desperate house wives marathon. i know i am 18 n still hang out wiht the family on a friday night but what can i say. I got nothing better to do. lol. so i reckon that will be fun. gotta go and pay my fees 2moz at tafe. oh the joy!!!! help me. lol. nah its not that bad. its just a a pain in the ass to do. lol. so yea. gotta pick up my dash mat for my car to. lots of things to do. so little time to do it in. lol. but yea learn to live with it. so yea thats my week so far. Its been a pretty good one.

Well last night me and Angela hit the clubs in the city. It was a pretty good night. not as wild as the other time we went out. Well lets put it this way. i didnt get kicked out of any clubs cos i was too drunk. hehe. Apart from that. nothing much else is new. i just had to go out. Didnt want to sit at home and do nothing. Cos 2nite i have to work so yea. Also last Fri went to a Party with Ash n it was awesome. I drank rum after sayin i wouldnt drink it again. lol. well actually we shotted rum. hehe. At the begining of the night everyone was sittin round the table whilst singing along to a guitar. Wes at around taling etc as well. But as the night went on the drunker we got and me ash n tara decided we wanted to go to the shops and we got our bags n started to walk until the guys stopped us n said u guys cant go. lol. We had no idea where we were heading. so in the end we stayed. Smart thinking on the guys behalf. Well when it was time to leave me and ash got a lift to the train station so we didnt have to wait for a taxi. We got to the traino n i couldnt find my bag. i was so like oh mi god. so we eneded up gettin a lift back to the party so i could get my bag which i found PHEW!!! and we eneded up catching a taxi home. lol. So much more happen but i guess u ahd to be there. It was an aweosme night and i had lots of fun. Have to party again soon ash!!!!!

Hey Guys, Well as you know today is was australia day, n u know wat the absolute sad thing is. i didnt do anything aussie. I didnt have a BBQ or even a beer and im a pure aussie. How strange is that. i worked today while all u slackers had the day off. lol. but its all good. i dont really mind. Well i cant add any colour to my msn space or change the font cos my comp is gay. ahaha but hey ya get that. lol. well hope u guys had an awesome Australia Day. Love always Emily

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